dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

18bit:

shut up mom this is who i really am!!

just drive me to hot topic

frlcker:

I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time