taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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jontronjafari:

This. This right here is why I like Jon.

deadjosey:

furything:

loveless.storenvy.com

pretty knives!!!!!

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have turned

manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

creepyyeha:

Forever a messy girl ;-;